I made a quest!

If you will be implenting quests i've got 1!!!!

You come to an old Stick farmer. He says:

-Could you help me with one thing? I'm gettin' really old n' i need to get one thing done...
Ya see, my friend did me a favor once, and asked for this item, and now, after all theese years i have it and i want to give it to him...It's a sword made from cheese metal (or something) . Please hurry! I want to repay him! Also, he likes to wear yellow hats, that why he wants a yellow sword.

When you get to that guy and talk to him, he says:
-So old Mc. Sticker (or something) sent you here?A gift?Oh Goody goody!!!
*Looks inside the box* - but it's empty!
How could this be?? Wait, i know...Theese stupid *insert monster here* took it i guess. Please, get that sword for me, i am old too you know...

Once the monsters drop that sword you return to that man. He says:
- Ooohh...It's a....Cheese sword?But...I allready have one....Actually i have a whole box filled with theese...Oh well, at least he gave me something.Here , you can have it

You get:

-Some exp
-Some gold
-1x - Cheese sword

That's my quest. I hope you like it

Hmmmm. Pretty good. But why is this under Stuff You Wrote?

Because i wrote it
Well i dont know, didnt really look for a better place. Well it's my imagination and stuff so i have chosen this

Oh, ok.
Maybe for some comedic effect the sword could be called gold sword and the description could be something like, a bronze sword with gold paint. You know, make it more of a noob wep.

Yeah

Maybe like this:
The golden god sword.

In description it should be like this:
Wait, this is just iron with gold paint!

And when you attack some pieces of the weapon should be brown-gray
Pretty fun!